Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Hey! Here to update those usual peeps who have been looking through this blog... If you know... Election is nearing....
I can smell bad omen for this election week... and even sign of the omen!
Monday, supposed to be a introduction of all nominee... but assembly schedule was filled! Was a good thing though...
Tuesday, previous days speech postponed to today. However... the bad sign came again... it was raining like cats and dogs! I was still thinking that assembly at the hall... still got chance... still my hope was destroyed by Mr Tan announcement. "...today assembly will be cancelled. Pledge taking will be in class" DAMN!
Wednesday, E-learning 0.o
Hoping that everything will go fine on Thurs and Fri.... Hoping...
Hey... why not have a view of my election posters? It is at the notice board at the foyer... near the ... erm... Trophy corner
For those eye really cannot find my poster... here it is....
Vote for Chee How! ... So easy a caveman can do it...
Let me do some interpretation for those who keep asking me why "... So easy a caveman can do it..."
It means.... IT IS SO EASY EVEN A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT!
Hidden meaning... EVEN A CAVEMAN CAN'T DO IT... WHY CANT YOU?!?!?!
Really... this is not a joke... your vote counts! Hey... why not a tell you a few joke learnt from uncle danny chong?
Joke 1:
Adolf Hitler and his mind reading...
Few days after Adolf Hitler gained power, he went to see a mind reader(MR).
Hitler: "May I know when would I die?" .
The mind reader had a few look a his crystal ball
MR: " The crystal ball tell me that you will die on a public holiday...".
Hitler: "But which? Xmas day? Chinese New Year? or what?"
The mind reader took another look at his crystal ball and he said
MR: " The day you die, it will be made a public holiday. So you will die on a public holiday!"
The news of the mind reader was never heard after that... no one knows whats happened to him...
Joke 2:
The Marksman
Long long time ago... there was this marksman in India. He was famous for his marksmanship. He always scored a bull's eye... and I said... always. He shoot on the wall, he got a bull's eye. He shot on a bottle, he got another bull's eye. No matter where he shoot, he will score a bull's eye. The news about him was spreaded and soon... the whole world knows about it. Soon after... reporter was surrounding his house, wanting to know his secrets of sucess... here is one interview recorded:
Reporter: So you are the marksman in India?
Marksman: Duh.....
Reporter: Can you tell us our secret?
Marksman: My secrets is easy... wherever I shoot... I will draw a circle around it!
Reporter: *Fainted*
Thats it for the day!
--- to be continued...