Saturday, September 15, 2007
Exam stress week. So will not be posting as regularly as one would expect.
Hope to get at LEAST a 7 for L1R5. A2 for the English and A1 for triple sciences and double mathematics. Wishes of the year haha~~
May not be posting for the next 2 weeks or so. So decided to share a joke to entertain you for those day..
Ah Beng Jokes - good for a laugh
Here's some jokes to ease ur day ya...enjoy reading ya..Here it goes.. >
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not allowed ! ----------------------------
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop. Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?" Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please " ----------------------------------------------------------------Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes "Yes " Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object. Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?" Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask." Ah Beng : "What does it do ?" Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" Ah Beng : "I'll buy it" The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask Boss : "What is that shiny object ?" Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask." Boss : "What does it do ?" Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" Boss : "What do you have in it !?" Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream" After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes. Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911? Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone. Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailed for support. Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me ?!" Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. > > >The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he > answered, > >"I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of > picking up > >the phone, > > > > >I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear" > > > > >"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ...what > >happened to the other ear ?" > > > > >Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!" > > > -----------------------------------------------------------------> -----------------------------------------------------------------> ----------------------------> > > > > >Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator. > > > > >Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE > BETWEEN > >Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?" > > > > Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..." > > > > >Ah Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE. > > > -----------------------------------------------------------------> -----------------------------------------------------------------> ----------------------------> > > > > >Affter completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for > quite some > >time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a > friend. > > > > >"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags. FIVE > MONTHS ? > > > > >THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims. > > > > >"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS > WRITTEN FOR > >4-7YRS". > > > > -----------------------------------------------------------------> -----------------------------------------------------------------> ---------------------------- > > > > >At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the > bartender, > >"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, > SINGLE". > > > > >The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?" > > > > >Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"> > > > -----------------------------------------------------------------> -----------------------------------------------------------------> ---------------------------- > > >
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Sunday, September 9, 2007
Hey... for those who have not being visiting my blog for the past few weeks, I recommend you to read it... really.. it rated HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
Hmm... blog hopping saw this quiz on Dr. Lee blog... took the quiz and... TROMBONE!
Hmm... just had some IQ test during my free time 2 days ago and guess what? my IQ is 121! Lol... Did the quiz when during robotics competition as after we compete, really got nth to do de... OH YA! Gratz to the robotics member for winning Champion for Novice category and 2nd Runner Up for Divisional League. Good job! After the competition... cant sleep well these few days.... thinking lots of thinks... and finally I came up with a short-term goal. Guess? YUP! To be a tuition teacher. Not just that, but a MILLIONAIRE tuition teacher by age of 20! Fat hope yah? I dont think so... If there a will, there a way.. If there a way... Go that way to sleep! Nights..
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Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Hey! Back to post again. Those who had been reading, please keep my blog alive~!
Getting some interest gain in band, as I can play ' better ' this few practices. Really- music, exposure, reading really helps lot in my playing. Had been trying to pitch high notes these day and still so hard. Ever since I read about this technique that was used by many trumpeters world wide. Known as the pivot system. Yahoo!( no.. it really sucks.) Google it to read out more. This technique basically was invented by one guy... I had forgotten his name. He spent 40 years researching and finally viola! - the pivot system. Pivot system helps alot in reducing lips pressure as the technique basically spread your force to a bigger area thus reducing the pressure. Pressure = Force/ Area ya? Not only in reducing lip pressure or I should m.p.c ( mouthpiece pressure), it also help in endurance, power, tonality, intonation and much much more. This shows how useful this technique is. However, it was also stated that it is recommended to have to licensed/ qualified pivot system teacher to teach as many bad habit may develop. Since I so smart... of course dont need =P
This technique can be applied to mainly trombone and trumpet, however will also help slightly on brass or I should say cup mouthpiece.
That's it for the day. Have a nice night
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